General observations

Here is a list of observations I have made after one day.

1.  There are all sorts of different races/creeds/religions here on the cruise to Alaska.  One thing transcends...STUPID.  It's like watching sheep!  It's like watching sheep being herded by jello.

2.  Everybody is taking care of number one.  Talking to their friends.  Looking at shops.  Not looking where they're going.  Kids running all over.  If you walk around with your head up, you're fine.  If you're one of the afore mentioned sheep you walk around with your head up your ass.

3.  The buffet is like a feeding trough for cattle.  I walked in for lunch, ate and left.  On the way out were a bunch of fatties napping on deck chairs. 

4.  I got on the elevator to go up 6 floors.  A lady got on with me at the same floor.  SHE WENT UP ONE FLOOR.  One...She walked out without a limp or anything.  She wasn't hurt...just effing lazy. 
Since that experience, I don't take the elevator any more. 

5.  I like to be alone.  Away from people.

6.  The social caretakers...the people that work on the boat that help you...drink too much Red Bull.  They think they're funny...nope.