Take off your pants and jacket.

The boy has his first dance on Friday.  It is a winter formal.  I got him a jacket.  His mother picked it out.  Meaning I paid for it...she took the cash and bought it for me.
Here it is Monday...and I've been told that I have to get it tailored for him.
When I complained about getting it tailored, I was asked if I had no money?  Pfffff!
It's not about the money...I have the money!
I now live in a town of 4400 people.  Everything in the city shuts down at 5pm.  I went to two different tailors today.  One was closed and the other cannot get the jacket done by Friday.
Awesome.  If there are other tailors in town, I won't be able to get to them if they close at five as Sterling will be in school and I work.
Why the jacket wasn't tailored when it was purchased?  Who thinks like that?  I'm surrounded by people that don't know how to plan!
He'll be the best dressed kid at the dance that doesn't have clothes that fit!