Monday, March 7, 2011

His cup runneth over

Sterling has had a 15oz Odwalla juice drink container for three weeks.  Tonight I asked if he was still drinking it.
"Yeah, I drink a bit every day."  He said.
"It's been in there for three weeks."
"I know, I had a drink of it today."

If he were a superhero, his name would either be Captain Exaggeration or Tiny Sipper.

Do you hear yourself son.  The fifteen ounce drink has been in the fridge for three weeks.  You have had a drink of it every day.  By my math that means you have had 3/10's of an ounce once a day for fifteen days.  Makes perfect sense Captain Exaggeration!  That and the fact I have never seen you drink any of it and it is still half full.

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