Scan THIS!

After months of sitting on the floor next to my computer, I finally had my printer/scanner hooked up. I've had it hooked up for a couple of weeks now. Until this evening Sterling has shown zero interest.
I was watching tv tonight, when out of nowhere, Sterling starts laughing hysterically. It wasn't a normal laugh. It was an "I have a freakin' sweet idea and I don't want dad to know" evil laugh.
When I asked what was so funny, he couldn't talk. He was laughing too hard.
"I scanned my butt and didn't want you to know." He said.
After about three tries, as far as I can tell, he scanned his butt. Laughing uncontrollably, he showed me the copy of his butt.
I almost couldn't make it out...thankfully, he was right there to point out the cheeks and crack. Yup...it was his butt. Also, because he put his butt against the very back of the printer, he had copied other "hangy down" things in that general "butt" area! Great.
This made him laugh even harder. As a matter of fact, he thought the copy so funny, he scanned it onto my computer and set it as my desktop background. Awesome.

I did think it was funny. From a guy standpoint, that is. What guy hasn't thought about doing it.
But all I could say while he was laughing was "get the windex and clean off the printer."

Twenty years ago, I would have done the same thing he did. Now I whine about the butt prints on the glass.
I'm getting old!