Flaurs

My dad and I have "Faunch."
It will always be our contribution to the proud name of Towers. I'm sure when Sterling is a dad, he will add it to his repertoire of pre-teen humor.
Now it's my turn. Now it's OUR turn. (Sterling and I). Now it's time for "Flaurs".
Flaurs...He will remember this forever and pass it on to his kid.

Oh, we'll share it with my dad. He will be an active participant of it. We'll laugh about it.
Flaurs refers to the general stank that can be accumulated by a person in the normal day. It comes from a dry cleaner slogan, "fresh as a flower in just an hour".

I took off my shoes after a long day at work and my shoes smelled. I offered Sterling the opportunity to smell my socks as I took them off.
"They smell like flaurs" I offered.
"Flowers?" said he.
"No...flaurs"
Sterling declined. Ever since that day, I have noticed that both he and I offer all sorts of items for the other to smell, suggesting these items smell like "flaurs". Neither one of us has ever smelled the others offering of flaurs.